Voicemail

[allie_vamp]

"It's Allie. Leave a message."

Comments

[not_a_whiner]

[[ from here ]]

Poor Kaidan. Stuck in transit, and having absolutely no luck with his random voice mail recipients at all.

"I'm sorry, who is this? I think I'd remember if I let you use my shower!"

Crazy Phones!

[bitten_notshy]

[From here:]

"I'll have you know that any 'freaky lingerie stuff' we get up to is amazing, thank you very much. Pity you won't watch and learn."

Re: Crazy Phones!

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

Sent to here

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

[from here]

Kick your ass? When? Why?

Are you drunk?

Crazy Phones

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

From here (http://hoorayimrich.livejournal.com/558.html?thread=1259566#t1259566).

"Um. Wow. I don't think JARVIS has those capabilities. And I'm flattered and all, but I have a girlfriend. Unless she'd be into it. I could ask her?"

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

[From here]

"Wait, so does that mean I can see your kinky lingerie stuff? Cause you know I'd be all for that, right? I can just watch!"

Wacky Phone Day

[new-it-girl.livejournal.com]

"I never called you in the first place. Jackass."

Fighting rudeness with more rudeness? What?

[from here (http://new-it-girl.livejournal.com/650.html?thread=91786#t91786)!]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

[from here!]

"Dude, why would I want to mess up your sister? She's a kid! Is someone bugging her? Look, I'll help take down whoever it is, I swear. I'm sneaky like that... are you sure you're not high?"

Delivery!

[gunslingerpose]

One bouquet of flowers.

The card attached reads:

Hey Allie,

Hoping you're doing okay over there. I'm thinking some crimefighting again sometime soon, or else I'm going to have to make my way to the island to pester you again sometime. Have a good one!

- Nick

[fates_jaye]

Jaye had some time on her hands, and felt like making a call to finally do something she'd wanted to do for months. So she called Anakin.

Or tried calling Anakin, anyway.

"So when do I get to meet up with your hotass friend? I mean, sure, I guessing seeing you would be okay too."

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

went here

[vdistinctive]

From here

"Are you trying to proposition me or sell me weapons? 'Cause I hate to disappoint you, but I don't swing that way for just anyone. No matter how 'military grade'."

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

went here

[justlurkinghere]

frm here

"I don't have a sex voice. And if I did, using it on you would be like using it on Cora."

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

went here & here

[geniuswithasmartphone]

[From here!]

"Wha--what?" Hardison was just flail for a few seconds, trying and failing to recover his cool. "A--A threesome? Who said anything ab-about--look, there's only one dude that we'd have a threesome--I mean, person, Parker 'n I don't have anyone specific in mind--look, I appreciate your offer, my Nana always said to be polite, but I gotta go!"

And with a strangled noise, he hung up the phone.

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

went here

[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

"Wait, why are you inviting me to a gunfight? Did you hear about how I pulled that bullet out? Look, I only did that once and I was in a panic the whole time!"

...

"And what does a succubus have to do with anything?"

April Fool Phones 2015

[talentforlying]

SERIOUSLY NOW. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

"If you can't figure out what to do with me standing naked in the doorway, well, I think that's just a lack of imagination on your part, sunshine."

[throughaphase]

Sometime during the day, Allie got a text.

Still not dead! In town today! And I look different!

Phone Day

[thatwaslucky]

Before finishing up with training, Rey decided to send a casual text to her boyfriend. Oops.

Are you busy later? If not I was thinking I could join you for bath time. Let me know.

PHONE DAY

[texted3times]

You should miss my face. It's extremely attractive face. I thought you had a boyfriend, though? Is that negotiable?

Just a very normal text to send an employee.